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Friday, 30 January 2009

transformers (2007)



michael bay's magnum opus has the honour of being the sole film i have walked out of a cinema screening of. i just found it to be a horribly slow and dull film, with poor special effects and no plot. for the sakes of my current studies i decided to give it another chance on dvd. over the course of 4 days i eventually managed to get through it. to be fair to it, its not actually that bad, its just not my type of thing. the sequel looks promising too, lets just hope they bypass the negatives this time.

the one over-ridingly awful aspect of "transformers comes in the shape of its absolutely terrible humour. its just awful, not funny and embarassingly scripted. michael bay cannot 'do' humour, i was cringing for a good chunk of ''transformers'' bloated running time. related to the humour is the bizarre decision to include a robot that is seemingly based upon a heavy stereotype of black people. it was very strange. iv christened this guy 'rap-bot'. seriously its like something from the 80's, when hollywood first tried to latch onto rap and other 'street' activity. in short its embarassing.

im glad to report that with his most recent fare, michael bay has evolved from the simple "use sun-glare to hide any problems" school of problems. seemingly this has been replaced, or at least split equally between the use of the usual sunlight and the newly implemented torchlight. its an effective technique, at least when it comes to hiding the poor viewers eyes from poorly shot landscapes.

Sunday, 16 November 2008

indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull (2008)



having heard many a terrible thing about the most recent indiana jones i didnt expect much from this. i avoided it in the summer rush as iv never been the biggest fan of dr. jones, but as it was on release week special i decided to give it a go.

and what can i say, i was actually impressed. ford carried the role well, it was nice to see karen allen back, and john hurt played the role of a nutjob well. even shia labouef wasnt that bad. the only real qualm i had with the whole thing was the fact that it felt at times like an "indy & friends" feature, rather than a bona-fide indiana jones film. it would have been nice to see him tackle the final act alone, instead of being accompanied by all manner of folk.

one question tho - whats with the beaver/monkey inclusion?!? baffling.